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magicalnegress:

pennxzero:

transvenger:

straight boy: love you mom….no oedipus

nO OEDIPUS 

💀

(via kindajustgonnahide)

surprisebitch:

when you walk outside and you know that summer is officially here

(Source: surprisebitch, via tvacord-deactivated20160314)

extrasad:

My cousins friend was talking about this guy who proposed to his girlfriend and how cute he was and my aunt was like he sounds a little old for you and she was like no he was only like 20 and my aunt was like yeah but ur 11 and it was so me

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jaclcfrost:

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

(Source: greelin, via lospiercethesquidgys)

markiplier-reaction-posts:

If you sent anon hate to anyone who voiced their opinion on this matter, you should be ashamed of yourself

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canadad:

vexov:

some guy to his neighbor: tom, you need to help me! there’s a coyote in my home going by my name watching my tv with my wife and kids
tom: i know, jim. we like him better now and we call him new jim. he’s replaced you and you will be sacrificed to appease the cactus gods, as is the arizona way

d0ntstopimagining

(via friskyflamingo)

s-burb:

DO YOU EVER GET THIS RUSH OF AFFECTION FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND LIKE WOW IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOURE SUCH A GREAT PERSON I LOVE YOU IN THE MOST LOVABLE PLATONIC SENSE

(Source: pastelroyalty, via snooberry)